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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."
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"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"
"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"
"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""
"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"
"The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night. How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg"
"What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent? A cloister fuck, obviously."
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."