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Joke of the Day
"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
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"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"""Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway for Proactiv. I've been blessed with great skin, I'm just lucky I guess, but I totally support you if you need this."""
"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."
"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? if so, how did you get their little legs apart?"