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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
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"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."
"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG"
"Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children"
"Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids."
"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."
"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."
"*wakes up in a cold sweat* Ohhhh OVERALLS because you wear them over all your other clothes"
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."