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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
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"Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She's an Ex-Man"
"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""
"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."
"drinking game: take a shot every time the futility of your existence depresses you"
"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."
"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"
"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."
"What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze? Nostrildamus"
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."