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Joke of the Day

"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"

"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."

"Why can't you trust an Adam? They make up everything."

"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"

"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."

"Everybody is tweeting ""OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS MARCH"", I'm like tf' you you think came after February ? February Jr.?"

"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."

"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."

"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."