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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."
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"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."
"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"
"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."
"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."
"If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have? I'd have 314,159,265"