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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She's an Ex-Man"
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"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."
"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"
"When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets."
"How many terribly overused Vine memes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ***19, you dumbass. Its 19. not twenty-fucking-one.***"
"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"
"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"