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Joke of the Day

"I lost 5 followers after tweeting my non-concern for owls. I must stop being so politically controversial."

"Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last.. Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid"

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."

"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."

"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"

"My mistress bought me a Neck Clampotron XXX 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since!"

"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""

"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"

"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"