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Joke of the Day
"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
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"Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids the second he found the position he lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position."
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"My friend asked if working at the 'Depot for the Mentally Disabled' was a shitty job I said it had its UPS and its downs."
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."
"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."
"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Got a christmas card with rice in it It was from uncle ben"
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."