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Joke of the Day

"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"

"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"

"The inventor of the Red Solo Cup had died. His body was found under the sofa in the living room three days after his death."

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"Find out if the NSA is listening to your call by singing SWEET CAROLINE and if more than one voice responds with bum bum bum THEN YOU KNOW"

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in tendifferent puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,no pun in ten did."

"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."

"Why did Ellen Pao try to sue the users of Reddit for gender discrimination/ sexual harassment? Because they were forming a massive circle-jerk around her"

"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"