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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"

"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"

"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"