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Joke of the Day
"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""
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"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""