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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when your drowning in milk? When it gets pasteurise."
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"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"
"Why did the chicken attend the seance? To get to the other side."
"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."
"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."
"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"