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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when your drowning in milk? When it gets pasteurise."

"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."

"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."

"On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed."

"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"

"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"

"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."

"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"