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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
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"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"
"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes."
"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."
"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."
"Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer"
"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."