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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
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"Whats a shitty nickname for a tree theif? The Log Pincher."
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."
"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."
"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"
"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."
"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"
"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"