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Joke of the Day
"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
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"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!"
"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."
"my love is blind :("
"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."
"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"
"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"
"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"