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Joke of the Day
"Verbs Without them we wouldn't get a lot done."
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"What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!"
"Coworker to me: "" Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You're single with no kids."" Me: "" Exactly."""
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
"I lost 50 pounds once sadly I was in England at the time."
"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."
"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"
"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."
"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."
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