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"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"
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"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."
"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."
"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."
"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"
"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"