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Joke of the Day

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"How did Matthew McConaughey masturbate after breaking his left arm? All right all right all right."

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."

"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."

"*Wildebeest film crew clatters into David Attenborough's bedroom* ATTENBOROUGH: What the- WILDEBEEST DIRECTOR: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT DAVID"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"Apparently, changing your profile to ""Flirty, dirty and a little squirty"" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle."

"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."