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Joke of the Day
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
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"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"A black guy walks into a police station in Florida and he never comes out."
"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? ""Are you ticklish?"""
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"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."