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Joke of the Day
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
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"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."
"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"
"Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet"
"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."
"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"