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Joke of the Day

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"

"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."

"I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips."

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"

"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"

"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink? Moshing the dishes"

"What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation."