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Joke of the Day

"who wants some staples....... hold out your hands..... here they come [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ["

"A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river! Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial."

"Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"A black guy called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend, but then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend Grace."

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"

"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. jk, rolling."