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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"

"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."

"""What's math?"" - people who give 110%"

"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."

"What's the different between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point"

"The opposite of Iceland is water water"

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"