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Joke of the Day
"What's the different between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point"
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"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."
"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."
"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man."
"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."
"If by drinking responsibly you mean drinking out of a plastic cup rather than a glass one then you're damn right I am."
"You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush."