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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements? The atoms family."
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"Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-"
"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"
"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"
"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"
"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""
"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"
"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."