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"A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?"
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!"
"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."
"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
"There are two muffins in an oven. The one muffin says to the other one, ""Woah, a silent muffin!"""
"Why do you never have sex with someone's ear? Because you'll give them hearing AIDS."
"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."