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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"
Next Joke
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"Rihanna knows that diamonds are buried in volcanic rocks and those beautiful things in the sky are just hot balls of gas, right?"
"What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison? A MUGshot."
"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... She replied ""sex! sex! sex!...Freeee sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"", then her friend said ""She means 6663629"""
"*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E ""Ooooh, spooky"" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N ""Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"""
"Some people are like pennies. Two-Faced And Worthless."
"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."