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Joke of the Day
"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"
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"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."
"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."
"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"
"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... But I already told it."
"Happy April Foo... ...oh shit"
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"