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Joke of the Day

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."

"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"the miracle of being a teen mom when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals."

"WHY IS THAT COTTON CANDY TALKING?! ""Grandma, that's Niki Minaj."""

"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"

"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."

"I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?"