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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."
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"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."
"Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too."
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."
"Why is poop tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut!"
"hate these fake ""breakfast lovers"" who say they love breakfast but then later in the afternoon you see them sneakin a lunch"
"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"What do you call a chicken with no neck? A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit."
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."