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Joke of the Day

"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."

"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."

"Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football? Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P."

"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind."

"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."

"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."