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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken with no neck? A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit."

"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."

"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."

"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."

"What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door? A Conquistador!"

"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt"

"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."