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Joke of the Day
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."
Next Joke
"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"
"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."
"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""
"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""