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Joke of the Day

"Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too."

"Why can't ISIS members go fuck themselves? Because sex with animals is haram."

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."

"Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool? It just deepends."

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"

"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."

"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."