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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."
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"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."
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"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."
"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """
"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."