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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"[At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food*"

"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"

"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."

"Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar - The bartender looks up and says 'get the fuck out of here!'"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."