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Joke of the Day

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"

"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""

"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."

"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."

"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"

"Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing ""kiss by a rose."" REFUND!"