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Joke of the Day
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
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"I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married."
"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."
"Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is"
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"
"Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74."
"What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag? The Star Spangled Banner!"
"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."