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Joke of the Day

"Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""

"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."

"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"A woman speaks to her Jewish son. *Kid is playing in a sandbox* >Mom: Come back here! It's rude to play with the bodies of our ancestors!"

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"