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Joke of the Day

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"

"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."

"The seven dwarfs were in the hot tub feeling happy... ...so Happy left."

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"

"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."

"A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza."

"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"

"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."

"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."