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Joke of the Day

"Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74."

"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"Facebook is telling me to ""reconnect"" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday"

"A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera."

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"