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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."
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"Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes."
"You are one well-defined function!"
"if the invisible man comes to the door Tell him I can't see him! this was a joke my dad made ok dont judge me judge my dad"
"I had a Chinese last night... His name was Yang Li"
"I haven't told anyone but last night I let my husband indulge his ""scat"" fetish. I'm glad I got that off my chest."
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."