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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"

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"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"
"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"
"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning..."
"[feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk"
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"