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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed]"

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"Me: ""Bond."" *lowers sunglasses* ""James Bond."" Cashier: ""You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"""

"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."