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Joke of the Day
"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"
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"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"
"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"
"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."
"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."
"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."
"Why do they make condoms with ribs? So you can get traction in the mud."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"