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Joke of the Day

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"I know how to get on a flight. Thank you boarding school."

"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"

"Christian pop music? You mean holy shit?"

"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."

"Famous last words (silence)"

"I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day... ... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls."