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Joke of the Day

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."

"When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like ""where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"""

"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."

"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"

"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind running a 5k, but my friends want to run in a 10k and I don't like 10ks"

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out? Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**"