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Joke of the Day
"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."
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"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""
"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."
"An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila."
"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"
"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."
"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"
"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"