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Joke of the Day

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."

"If you were a dog, you would be a hot dog."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"I would make a 9/11 joke But that would just be plane wrong."

"Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!"

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"If a single stick is called a ""fag"", and a bundle of ""fags"" is called a ""faggot"", then what do you call a group of ""faggots""? A ""subreddit"""

"When should you charge a battery? When you can't pay cash."