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Joke of the Day
"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."
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"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"
"Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional."
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. She just gagged a little."
"The difference between pizza and love is that when the pizza ends it doesn't send you subtweets."
"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"
"Being an assassin would be so cool People would kill to have that job"
"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"
"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."