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Joke of the Day

"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"

"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"

"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."

"I married a dog. My wife is a bitch."

"Why did Hitler have a thing for men from Hungary? Because they are Hung Arian's"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."

"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"*On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off.."

"Where did the glue go on vacation? Nowhere! He just stuck around!"