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Joke of the Day
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
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"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"
"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall? My dick while doing it."
"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."
"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."