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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I... can't see."

"When I grow up and have kids... I think I will stay a virgin to set a good example."

"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."

"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"

"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""

"I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating."

"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."