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Joke of the Day
"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."
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"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"I sexually identify as a mosquito... ... Because everyone wants to smash me."
"Why are riddles about trees so hard? Because they always leave you stumped!"
"What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth DeCALFeinated"
"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"
"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."