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Joke of the Day

"Asian's pets Asian's eyes don't water when their pets die, their mouths do."

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."

"Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic."

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."

"What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy? Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton"